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Gaping a******

Post by EarlStatler » Mon Jul 08, 2019 10:50 am

Because you liked to learn Dutch here the Dutch synonym, aggie. I have collected a complete list of these gentleman expressions all over the years.

Gaping asshole - Enorme klootzak, enorme kloothommel. Or enorme kloteklapper.
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Re: Gaping a******

Post by Auggie » Mon Jul 08, 2019 3:05 pm

Nice.

I edited the thread title so Google doesn't think we're running a porn site.

If you want a real education on American profanity, watch The Wire, a series from HBO. I think of it every time I see you write "shitbird". :lol:

Is shitbird a Dutch word too?

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Re: Gaping a******

Post by EarlStatler » Mon Jul 08, 2019 5:55 pm

Shitbird? O yeh, complete common here. It is out of the hippy time. Shit and fuck are complete common here, as you can see fuck the koning, the king almost lead to a law case.
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Re: Gaping a******

Post by The Joy » Tue Jul 09, 2019 12:53 am

So, is Wikipedia a "klerezooi"?

https://www.buzzfeed.com/maggyvaneijk/sorry-mam
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Re: Gaping a******

Post by EarlStatler » Tue Jul 09, 2019 11:09 pm

The Joy wrote:
Tue Jul 09, 2019 12:53 am
So, is Wikipedia a "klerezooi"?

https://www.buzzfeed.com/maggyvaneijk/sorry-mam
Yeh. Or een tyfusbende. Or een teringzooi. Or juist simple and short, een puinhoop or een puinzooi. A mess.
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Re: Gaping a******

Post by Auggie » Tue Jul 09, 2019 11:22 pm

Hey Earl did you say you knew some Yiddish? Today I came across the phrase "Shimshon der nebechdicker" in Ezer Weizman's autobiography. He gave a "pale translation" which was something like Samson the weak but I have a feeling it's something that was too colorful to put in the book. Any idea? :mrgreen:

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Re: Gaping a******

Post by EarlStatler » Wed Jul 10, 2019 8:34 am

nebechdicker :mrgreen: ?

No, I don't know this word. :roll: But maybe I told you this before, when I was young long, long ago and living in Amsterdam where I am born just after the war there where still many Yiddish words mixed through the Amsterdam dialect. The influances of the jews was still strong in the society although they where almost all killed in the Nazi camps.

I am born in a weird world where the war was still in the peoples head and the people tried to return to the time before the war. They wanted to wipe out the war in there heads, to ignore the war but where talking about nothing else. The minds of my parents and other people was filled up of the war.
Slowly in the 60's that changed because first the Provo movement came up and later the Hippy mouvment, what has changed Holland in the hippy socialistic state it is still is because the young people did't accept that anymore in the 60's.

The war and the restart after the war from zero has created a complete new society in that time and maybe that is a explanation of the tremendous culture differences between America and continental Europe. Because that is something I have find out in my time on the America fora, Europe and America are two different worlds, the cultures are complete different.
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Re: Gaping a******

Post by EarlStatler » Wed Jul 10, 2019 6:33 pm

If you hop around and scream on Wikipedia drama boards like an overcaffeinated monkey, you're high value. It doesn't matter if what you say is tedious or even makes any sense.
:D

But what should my old father have said about the place where his son is learning English? :mrgreen:

https://www.online-begraafplaatsen.nl/g ... -1916-1966

Should he turn over in his grave? :roll:
Or just like me pissing his pans of laughing.

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Re: Gaping a******

Post by Auggie » Wed Jul 10, 2019 7:15 pm

EarlStatler wrote:
Wed Jul 10, 2019 8:34 am

The war and the restart after the war from zero has created a complete new society in that time and maybe that is a explanation of the tremendous culture differences between America and continental Europe. Because that is something I have find out in my time on the America fora, Europe and America are two different worlds, the cultures are complete different.
Maybe you're right. I've been watching this Spanish series called El Barco. It's amazing how super rapey some of the characters are yet the show passes it off as harmless flirting.

I was in the Netherlands in the late 90s and it seemed very much like home to me, with nicer trains. Surprising. But maybe it's because I had a Dutch au pair as a kid. She was nice.
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Wed Jul 10, 2019 6:33 pm
But what should my old father have said about the place where his son is learning English? :mrgreen:
:lol: here to help.

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Re: Gaping a******

Post by EarlStatler » Wed Jul 10, 2019 11:12 pm

Americans and Dutch can get along well with each other. America and Americans have always been extreem populair in Holland and the relation between the two country's is excellent.

What I have understand out of my surrounding is it for a American person much easier to live in Holland than the other way around. Americans like the European way of living and the culture, it is often something of back too there roots. Europe is the old world with it's traditions and kings and queens and castles what they like very much.

But I also learned a lot about Europe the last years because it changed my point of view too. Europe is a strange mix between the Byzantium empire and the old East European formal communistic states.
Archetype, Jungian archetypes is a good description I think. A man is a man and a woman a woman here even if they are gay. Gender neutrality will never fly here, a woman doesn't feel herself a victim, she is a woman. And that makes often WMF so weird, they try to solve all kind of social justice problems here what we don't experience as a problem.

And it is true, we consider much more as harmless flirting than Americans.
Europe is a sensual continent, o la la like the French say.
And often if I see the efforts of WMF to change everything here, and am I thinking why? Why don't you just let us be European as we are?
It is a complete waisting of money at the end, because a American foundation simple can't change anything as we have seen with the Pirate Party shitstorm. They can't change the man woman relation what they so desperate want. Or te copyright law with fake marches trow the Streets of Europe with there not existing Parate Party. They simple doesn't fit in our culture.
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